Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Getting to know you: Questionnaire


Hi all the boobie girls! Someone much more organized than I am thought it would be fun to know more about you, and she enlisted me to think of some crazy questions…so…this is sort of a Gillyified version of Drazil's BYOC. Knock yourselves out.

1) You're trapped on a desert island and you can bring only 3 of your favorite foods along. What do you bring?

Chips, chocolate and wine

2) If you could meet any 3 people, living or dead, who would they be and why?


My parents (I know that's technically 2, but give me a break here) I'd like to have an adult conversation with them.

The world's most interesting man (from the Dos Equis commercial)

3) What is your stripper name? (take the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on)

This is lame: but mine would be Dilbert Twelfth not a good stripper name, that's why I go by Trixie Babelicious

4) How old were you when you lost your virginity? Alternative question if you don't want to answer this: What is your LEAST favorite part of your bod since losing weight? Your MOST favorite since losing weight? Ask me in Chicago.

5) Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a house that is supposedly haunted?
Yes, I believe in spirits or ghosts and have slept many times in an actual haunted house (my ex in-laws lived in a 100 year old house that had housed prisoners on two separate occasions, once after a fire and once after a flood. The prisoners were shackled on the 3rd floor and one broke free and jumped through a window to his death. We would here glass breaking and everyone would wake up freaked out, but never any glass, lots of other weird things happened too. I also slept at the Myrtles Plantation that is considered to be one of the most "active" haunted places around. But, as my Daddy always told me, "it's the live ones you gotta be scared of!"

6) What is your natural hair color? If you dye it something completely different from what your momma gave ya, how come? Well, now it's salt & pepper, heavy on the salt so I dye it Golden Brown or Biscotti.

7) Boxers or briefs? Alternatively…bikinis or granny panties? Boxers and, I like pretty panties even big butts look better in lace.

8) If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (Trilogies do not count as one movie, cheaterpantses!) Who comes up with this stuff? This is hard. I would probably say…."A Christmas Story" or "The Blues Brothers" either way, I think I already know all the lines.

9) What is your guilty pleasure (feel free to go straight to the gutter with this one if the spirit moves you!) Really good wine and scotch.

10) How many pounds gone forever are you celebrating??  :)

Since banding: 38 and holding

Since my highest weight 75


Stephanie said...

"Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke" and "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children"...Two of the best delivered lines in that movie :) I love your stripper name, BTW!

Joey said...

Poor Dilbert Twelfth - While the other girls' g-strings are bursting with 5 dollar bills. Dilbert Twelfth got two cold nickles.

Carmen said...

lmao @ the most interesting man in the world!! either him or the guy from the old spice commercials "look at your man, now look at me" lol

Kerri said...

Dilbert Twelfth....hmmm! I may have to come see that show just because of the name! You won't make much $...but you would get a lot of "lookers". Kinda like a circus freak. LOL!

Jess said...

Too funny about the most interesting man in the world! Very clever...."I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos XX" hehehehehe I have heard of the Myrtle plantation. Freaky!

Band-Babe said...

can't go wrong with chips, chocolate and wine! can i steal your answer??? see you soon!!!