Today I seam to have a symphony of noises coming from the intestinal regions, why? What are all of these noises for? Are they normal? They are not uncomfortable, just very noisy!
Today, I ate comfortably with no fear of getting stuck. I chewed really well, I was aware of what I was eating, I did not overeat, I felt completely satisfied after eating, I did not get stuck or puke, it was really nice. So why was my first thought....Oh, I guess I need a fill?
Why does popcorn take me 3 flossings to get rid of?
Why does milk taste so good to me now, when I didn't drink milk for years before the band?
Why am I so thirsty today? When I've had lots of water?
How can one person blow their nose a hundred times and still have more?
Why is chocolate so damn good?
Who was the first person to get banded? How brave did they have to be? I guess almost as brave as the first person to try an oyster.
How can you get so many annoying calls when you're on the do not call list?
What the hell is Charlie Sheen smoking?
Will I ever get below 200? If so, will it be while I'm young enough to enjoy it?
I guess that about sums up what's on my mind today. I hope you all have a great day, it's Wednesday, that means date night with the Hubs, or some modified version thereof...either way, no kids tonight!